Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Fire Drill or Layoff?? Be Aware

XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins passed..................................5 more mins passed.

Security Officer -> Announcement started,


"Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be
a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are layed off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office". Hope you have nice career ahead.
Please move in & try your luck.

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